Thursday, May 10, 2007

Rhetorical answers

Well why not? Rhetorical answers are the way forward. It has two purposes:

(1) Teacher: Why are you late?
Child: I was abducted by aliens!
Teacher: * Gathers breath *
Child: That's a rhetorical answer, you can't question it.

See? Perfect

(2) If someone asks a rhetorical question, shut them up with a good rhetorical answer!

1 comment:

Raivynn said...

Haha! I love it!

Welcome back, btw. (that wasn't rhetorical)