Random poem

Please excuse the randomness of this poem (Is that a word?)

One little piggy was walking down the lane, when another little piggy went insane,
Two little piggies were trotting up the road, and out of the blue, one became a toad.
Three little piggies were running across the street, when one little piggy lost all his feet.
Four little piggies were driving around the block, when one changed his name to Porky.B.Zoc.

Very random. So, anything going on with anyone else?

I've just done 3 posts in under 10 minutes. Oops.