Guess who's back?
Well, if you guessed Paul Scholes, you're wrong. He is suspended, after taking a swing at Xavi Alonso (Excuse my spelling). Most football fans would know that. But it is not Paul Scholes who is back, it is I, PENGUINO PEPPER! I suppose most people now are left thinking "Not this nut case again. Does he ever stop annoying me?" on the other hand, you may be thinking,
"Oh great, him again. I like him annoying me."
If you think the latter, seek immediate mental help.
In the school play, "Wind in the Willows" I am an insignificant rat. Not the Rat, a rat. But I have been promoted from mime rat, or spiritual rat, to " The-rat-who-says-two-words-and-spends-most-of-the-time-he-should-be-doing-homework-saying-What's-that?-in-a-big-actor-voice"
Humph. I'd rather be a penguin.
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