Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Down to earth

The Wind in the Willows is a lovely story? Think so? Well, I don't and it is COMPLETELY unrealistic.

The real version of Wind in the Willows.
Everyone has a lovely time, and people invade Toad hall, and then get kicked out.

My version.

Rat meets mole, and after some indistinguishable squeaking, the mole and the rat engage in a battle. They both get boo-boos and go home. Toad hops out of his "Hall" and is devoured by a hungry eagle. No-one knows what happened to Badger...

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