Hi! Yep. I'm back. Me again...
Noone cares do they? Oh well.
I am going to continue the bible, the book of Genosis. Please don't ke ofense if you are very reigious. This is a joke.
On the 8th day, after resting, God created pirates. On the 9th day, he created eyepatches, and peglegs. Oh, and pirate ships.
On the 10th day, he made DRACULA! And werewolves. On the 11th day, he made zombies and starwars. On the 2344563rd day, he invented numbers. On the final day god created...
LIZZIE!!!!
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Hiya, penguino! My blog is Done. Dead. Defunct. Deceased. And any other D-word which means not going ot be worked on any more. I keep it up only for those who still visit. I get 8-10 hits a day on it still. Go figure.
Hope you and Lizzie are well.
I'll leave you with this thought:
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"
The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."
"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?
"Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eyepatch"?
"A seagull dropping fell into my eye.", replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked increduously.
"Well...", said the pirate, "..it was my first day with the hook."
Ha ha ha! Good joke. I was wondering if you had another blog anywhere else? I miss your blog. You are the only person ever to read it. Lizzie is fine ( and crazy) And I'm ok too. But, the question is, how are you?
P.S Lizzie has been initiated into the ninja kitty academy, and graduated 2 weeks ago. She uses her techniques to give me painful cuts. :-)
Penguino Pepper
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