Friday, June 1, 2007

Cat wars : The later trilogy

Episode four: A NEW PURRR
Lizzie skypurrer is curled up purring when from nowhere, Lizzie sees the blue ball. With a miaow Lizzie leaps to the pursuit. She uses the claw sabre and puts the ball out of its misery.

Episode five: UMPIRE STRIKES BACK
Lizzie Skypurrer is innocently watching the younglings play in the garden when the is amsushed by a ball which the umpire should have caught. The Umpire has struck/stricken/striked back.

Episode six: THE RETURN OF THE REDEYE
Lizzie sees a photo on a camera. IT has red eyes. She thought the red eyes were gone on Pictures now. She is sent back to the pet shop for a while, and kills her father... Or sister... Or brother…Or Cousin…Or mother... Or aunt... Or uncle... Or second cousin twice removed.

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