Doom at foot!

The headlines today should be:

Evil, evil people make innocent children stay in at break, and miss the snow.
Our reporter, I.B vereboring reports(He's Dutch) .

The children, despite protests, were forced into staying in at break, just because they started a teeny-weeny snowballfight with the year seven and eights. Some say it was for health and safety, others say the teachers wanted to drink coffee in the staff room. I say, it's because they went to the supermarket I referred to earlier and became cyberteachers. I'll bring more on the depressing story, as it happens.