Lizzie's view on life.
I'm very bored. Let's see if I can find the white thing I used as a litter tray. I liked that. There was lots and lots of noise, so I know I have done my job. I know! I'll go on to the end of one of the children's beds. Pant, pant. Ok, there now. On to the bed, and look! I can see a foot. My Lizzie sense is tingling, I have to attack the foot.
Oh dear. Back down stairs for "Bad Behaviour," Honestly, I only got a little bit of blood out. Die, die, die you scratching post you. Now to find a stretchy lizard to kill. What fun!
Oh, look who came crawling back... The behaviour monitor. Well, I'll give him a piece of my mind. Eat tooth on foot, human.
Now I'm sad. He didn't like my present, I wouldn't mind if he bit my paw, but now it's all "Oww Lizzie, don't bite me, that hurts." Huh, humans.
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