It's been a while

Well, it's been a veery long time since I last posted here. And an even longer time since anyone read this blog. Oh well. So, I don't really know how to update my audience of zero. I'm now 15 (woo) and still posting here (woo) well, sort of. This post looks exactly like the other ones, disjointed and ultimately pointless (woo). I don't immediately want to post about Lizzie, but she was what I used to post about so I shall. Turns out she doesn't like oranges. Her little face recoils when an orange is anywhere near it. It's very funny. But we love her really. Oh yeah, it snowed. Lots. Well, some. Got school called off for one day, and now it's inconvenient. So. Wow, I really frequently use full stops and short sentences. I am so tempted to write lol. NO. Ok, this post is just random streams of consciousness. Since noone will read it, I guess it doesn't matter. RAWR. I just felt like writing that. I should have started some new paragraphs.

Oh well.

So I guess that's all she wrote for now. Or he. Or we. Or they. Or it. Or one. Or I. Or you. Or you (plural). Yeah.

I used to work as a rubber ball. They dropped me, but I managed to bounce back. Lulz. One of my hilarious jokes.

The Post With No Name...

This post has been censored. Or at least, that's what the system wants you to believe... FIGHT THE SYSTEM!!! But, what is the system but a representation of ourselves? And, what are we but representations of the system? See, got you thinking. Well. That was so random it deserves a certificate:

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This certificate certifies the certification of this blog author's randomness

GLAVIN!!!

Don't worry, I'm ok. Just need to focus on breathing and writing. But maybe not... *Stops breathing and writing*. 

Breathing and writing again. Well, nothing is going on in the land of Serendip. NOW YOU CAN SEE LIZZIE VIDEOS!!!! See her here.

Well, I guess that's about it from me. Live on, in the land of Serendip!!

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Bunny has finally seen the truth due to this post. Please come back later.

Return of the Serendipitous Kitten

Well, after a sort of hiatus (it's my personal aim to use hiatus in every post from now on) I'm doing another post. I can't really think of much to write so I'll try to pad this out for as long as I can before I eventually run out of steam and run to a grinding halt after another short but tedious post, oh yes, I'm also trying to include oxymorons in my posts now, as well *pants, has to be given oxygen for a few minutes**recovers* OK, now I will master the full stop. Yay! I just did one!!!

Lizzie had to be vaccinated from feline leukemia a few days ago, which resulted in a few... Interesting occurrences. The struggle to get Lizzie into her so called "Happy Prison" was as nothing compared to the struggle trying to get her out of it at the other end. Here is the easy 4 step guide to get Lizzie out of a cage: 

(1) Call to her, rubbing your fingers together, making kissing noises, if this doesn't work, go to step 2:

(2) Put in a hand, making threatening sounds, if this doesn't work, go to step 3:

(3) After coating hand in brilliant, hi-tech protection kit (towel) reach hand in, and try and get cat out, if this doesn't work, go to step 4:

(4) Invert cat carrier completely, leaving cat no choice but to slide down, thus leaving the cat carrier. Congratulations, you've got Lizzie out of her cage in four "easy" steps! Now go and nurse those scratches, they look pretty painful.

After getting Lizzie out the cat decided now was a good time to play hide hiss and seek. She hid under various objects, incredibly fun, hissing all the while. Eventually when Lizzie was on the table, held down by a towel, her head nowhere to be seen, but her meows could be heard, now was time for the injection. A second vet had to be called in to "deal" with Lizzie. Eventually, the injection was administered, with a very annoyed Lizzie and 2 very bleeding vets. Oh, what fun we have in the Land of Serendip!

Bunny is having an injection administered for wabbit-leukemia, and is not here today.

Stuff

In the words of Shakespeare, Romeo... Or was it Juliet... Anyway, What yonder window is breaking in the light? Or, something like that... I don't know. Anyway, I now own a PS2, w00t, and it's a lot of fun!! Yay! Anyway, not much has happened, Lizzie went missing, then I found her in a neighbour's house. So, not much going on... Yup...

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Bunny is back! Please come back later. 

Hiatus and presents

Yes, once more I will acknowledge this: Hiatus is a funny word. Anyway, it was my birthday on September 4th, and I became 13. I happened to receive an interesting present. The following has been censored:

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As you can tell, a very interesting present.

New names and bunny

Now my blog's name is "Kitties in the Land of Serendip". Why? Because I felt like it.

Bunny was kidnapped, and is being held to ransom. Please help bunny. Bye.

Bunny isn't here, I forgot. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!

Off, again.

Tonight I go somewhere else! Norfolk, to be precise with my best friend and his dad. It's gonna be fun! But I do want some time at home this summer, oh well.

See ya later (I acknowledge that this post was short.)

Where is bunny? Find out on the next edition of: The Penguin Finger.

France, the psycho dog and the saga of the bastard bread:

I'm back, after, like 11 days in Hastings and France, I have returned to my primitive dwelling.

First, discuss France: hot, French and fun! 

The psycho dog: While out a-walking in France I stumbled across a dog, running, barking with  bell. My friend and I called to it, and knelt down. Suddenly we realised what we were dealing with: A psycho dog. It was barking at us, so I barked back. This decision nearly cost me my life. It barked at me again, then both my friend and I ran. I ran for my little life, pursued by a psycho barking its head off at me. I ran the fastest I have run like, ever. Hundred metres? 8 seconds? No challenge.

The bastard bread: There was a baguette in a french supermarket called bâtard, which I found most entertaining! Others did not...

It's my birthday soon! Can't wait!!!!! I want a mindless self indulgence album!!!

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Bunny is infinite. Please come back later.

PS Mr Stickman lost the sticklympics. Oh well, there's always London 2012!

No posts... For a while

As always this summer, I'm off somewhere... To the land of nod... Until 28th August. Mr. Stickman is in rehab, so won't be joining us today. Now, some famous last words:

Ooh, what does thiiiiiiiiiiiis button do?

Inflammable means flammable!!

Don't worry, they're tame.

I bet I can lean further out of the window than you!

Look Ma! All my bowling balls are on the top shelf.

Do I cut red, or blue?

It's OK, they're blanks.

It's OK, I'm sure petrol's not flammable.

Wow! These pills are sweet tasting!

Yeah, sure you can die of drinking too much water, I'll prove you can't!

Don't worry, I'm a professional.

He's more scared of you than you are of him.

Stand up to that bully!!

Brown is earth, right?

What a lovely red button!

I bet I can juggle more battle-axes than you!

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Bunny is............ WTF??

The Olympiadic sticks continue!

Team GB are gradually winning medals, so Mr. Stickman will have a go:

SYNCHRONISED DIVING

P

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A

------ *boing*

      P

      +

      A

------ *sproing*

                P

                +

                A *ulp*

>+P *weeeeeeeee*

  

  V

  +

   b *ohhhhh sugar honey ice tea*

*CRACK*

Judge's Decision

1: 0

2: -17

3: E=MC2 He has disproved the theory of relativity.

*Ambulence Enters* Mr. Stickman won't be doing Olympics... Well, for about a day.

He no look so good...

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Bunny went wrong. Please come back later. 

Post with no name 'cause I can't be bothered to think of one...

I haven't been posting for a while, firstly because I really couldn't be bothered, and then cause I was in Derby... Bad news. Ya don't wanna know. Really. I mean it. Well, you get the idea.

Now for a new topic, THE OLYMPICS:

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My opinion is that a boycott would've been a good idea, but we don't exactly wanna get on the Chinese bad side, do we? Oh well. I think that I'll do my own Olympics, here. From my kitchen.

this is Mr. Stickman.

 P <---------------------------- Head and neck

+  <---------------------------- Arms and rest of body 

A  <----------------------------- Legs

Now, for today's event: DISCUS

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+O ------------------->*spins*--------------> *lets go*-------->*goes backwards*--> Total of: -8M! 

A

That was weird... Yay! Hooray for weirdnessness!

Oh, on September 4th it's my burfday. Then, I'll be 13, and legally use Blogger! YAY!!!

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Bunny is super-happy! Please come back later.

I was wrong about Belgium

We're going to BRUSSELS! Not Bruges. My bad.

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Bunny is weird, and in war paint. Please come back later.

Quiiiiiiiite a catch up...

Hrem hrem: I've been up North for a week, with the kitten. Lizzie found a tree. Not good at all. Nuff said. I went up Hadrian's wall, and I have 1 thing to say: I. HATE. HADRIAN! He didn't need to build a big wall on a big hill, it's all a big mess.

This post was meant to be longer, and I'll try and make it so, but I'm not sure how. Well, I went to a place, and someone had a FAKE WASHING MACHINE, however, they wouldn't accept that it was fake. She was planning to put water in it, and I wish she had, for I'd have had a good laugh about it. Oh well.

I won't be blogging for long, 'cause soon I'm off to... Ummmmmmmmmm... Brugie? No, that's not it. Ummmm. Well. It's Belgian. Ohhh, Brugges! That's the one. Or not, but by Tuesday I'll be on the Eurostar, to Belgium! Yay!! But I'm gonna be shunted 'round a lot this holiday.

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Bunny can't believe what he is hearing!!! Please come back later.

Quick final post:

Alrighty, I'm about to go off North for a week, so... No posts!!! Shocker!

Pressure from family. Must get off laptop

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Bunny is in war paint. Please come back later.

Time for a catch up

Well, there are a lot of things to say. I haven't been posting for a while. This has been because I've been in Manchester with my Grandmother. You may wonder why this would sop me posting but no computer, no Internet, no fun. Well, it was fun as my Grandmother is slightly batty, and produces some very funny mishearings, and says some random stuff like:

Well, you see I was watching TV and she came in, saw me and said in her baby voice (a little like a inhaling a bit of helium) "Have his eyes fallen out yet?... Goggly-Woggly!!" 

And in general, some retarded comments... No, you don't want to know... No. really.

Another reason is that my cousin has been staying here, and I've been playing cricket with him, and just going out and about in London.

Ok, now that that's over, I may as well tell you that Lizzie is normal, she has been relatively nice, but incredibly evil on occasion.

This will sound weird(er) but I've been unable to get at a computer for a while, as I said earlier,  but this post has taken me THREE DAYS to write.

Now this post is almost over, there's only one thing to say:

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Bunny is bored. Please come back later.